I am Rob. Hear me ROAR!

About Me

Rob Thompson is:

* a dilettante dandy
* a gentleman adventurer
* a super heavyweight boxer
* king of atlantis
* a cage fighter
* a trampolinist
* a world-class insomniac
* an idiot savant
* a pedantic despot
* a bon vivan
* a hater / lover of technology
* a complainer
* a passive-aggressive
* an office drone
* a beer sponge
* a ghostbuster
* a crafter of erotic soap statuettes of Pat Sharpe
* a biodegradable daredevil
* a hammock test pilot
* an atomic bomber
* an amateur surrealist
* a misanthrope
* an Olympic Gold Medal Winner
* a liar
* an bi-polar philanthropist
* an amatuer raconteur
* a sciurophobe
* a duffer

... from Newcastle-upon-Tyne, United Kingdom.

* I am hugely popular and an influence to many people.
* I would recommend dropping my name in conversation, it will reward you with a respect that you could never truly grasp by your own means
* I sometimes dig holes in my garden.
* I eat cheese and gravy from your fridge.
* 'Weekend At Bernies' was based on true events in my life.

* To earn money he works.
* To burn calories he exercises.

Mini-Autobiography

* Used to be about the size of a baby.
* Grew very very slowly.
* Now roughly as big as a man.
* Haven't grown much in years.
* Maybe I'll be taller tomorrow?

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